Cobus Best.

An extract from a letter to a friend:

I interviewed a car guard at Milnerton(MKT) today called Cobus. He had had his nose bitten by a boerbull and his surname is Best. He is George Best's cousin, he says. I wasn't sure about the relationship with the British hero until be told me that the dog owners gave him some box wine as a compensation for the nip. He said he poured some Martell(are you counting the nips?) into the box wine and slotted it before he had crossed the street...

What a good guy.